DEAR ALMOST EVERY ANIME EVER:

dramatical-harmony:

panzerfuchs:

businessmeme:

dramatical-harmony:

  • BOOBS DO NOT HAVE SOUND EFFECTS
  • BOOBS DO NOT BLOW IN THE WIND
  • BOOBS DO NOT STAND STRAIGHT UP
  • BOOBS CAN NOT BE TWICE THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU’RE TEN YEARS OLD
  • NIPPLES SHOULD NOT BE LONGER/BIGGER THAN THE ACTUAL BREAST
  • THEY ARE NOT PERFECTLY SPHERICAL 
  • THEY DO NOT BOUNCE BACK WHEN SOMETHING HITS THEM
  • AND THEY ARE NOT GRAVITY DEFYING 

we have a anime tity hater

Correction: We have someone who owns a pair

bless you friend

(via juri-sama)

So tonight I rediscovered poetry

Tonight I felt you in my bones
I found bits and pieces
Of shattered soul in the stars
My ribs have punctured my lungs
God it’s so hard to breathe
Dread is crushing me
My organs are meshing together
As I lose property in my own body
It’s so hard to find where I start
And you begin
If only I could slice away the sorrow
As easily as I slice my skin
When you disappear from my body
Will it refill with me
Or will I drown in a sea of emptiness

clelta:

We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG

(via alex-hammyton)

vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:

this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 

That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

(via alex-hammyton)

nyansdailyadventures:

jaclcfrost:

"you can totally tell your hair is dyed because of your eyebrows"

oh no. what will i do now. people know. it’s too late. people can tell that i have dyed my hair. my eyebrows have given me away. i must flee. there isn’t any time to pack. i’ll leave under cover of the night

No dude, I swear powder blue is my natural hair color lol

(via jesusfuckfrank)