knitmeapony:

egobus:

one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

Excellent parenting.

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deanplease:

mothbug:

stayfrostystayfrosty:

mothbug:

primadonna girl 

✿ all i ever wanted was the world 

Is that bow taped onto that snake

I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do

u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on 

i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin

A BOOP OF TAPE TO THE NOGGIN

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queerallman:

one time my girlfriend texted me this blurry picture of a thermometer and there was a second where i had a heart attack because i thought it was a pregnancy test but then i came to the realization that we’re lesbians

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veganasana:

can we stop glorifying social anxiety and that “awkward girl”?

Because it’s not cute or adorable when I can’t even text my friends for the absolute terror that they hate me

and I can’t go to the grocery store on weekends or afternoons because there’s too many people and I can’t function

or that I always panic when talking to anyone new ever at all.

It’s not cute. It’s downright terrifying and I’d greatly appreciate it ya’ll fucking stopped.

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